Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...