Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...
Wrong ISP
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER1. Their company logo: two...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...