Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...