How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
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What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
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The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...