What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...