What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...