Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...