Top 10 – Baseball is better than sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY...
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...