Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
walking holiday in Ireland
|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...