Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...