Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Men That Are Into Commitment
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...