Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of…
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...