George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...