Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Letters To Landlord
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...