Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
A Blonde At A Bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head....
Love Jesus
Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...