Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Photo From Nudist
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.