How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...