Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.