Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...