Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Caring for floppy disks
|ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put...
A new tax
Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Washington, D.C. To: All Male Taxpayers RE:...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...