Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...