The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...