Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
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A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
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Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
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There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
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