Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...