Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!