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One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
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Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
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1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
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Why do women fake orgasms?
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Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
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