Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....