Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Who exactly are we kidding?
But let’s get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ?...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.