Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...