How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right…
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!