Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
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The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
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A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
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As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
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Brain transplant
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Thor the God of Love
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