In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...