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You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Please show the I.D.
|The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with...