Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...