What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...