Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office....
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....