A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...