Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
One for dirty minds!
The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means...
The worst racist joke
So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is...