A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
A man’s translations
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back…
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall…
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...