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Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Unique job interviews
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Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...