Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...