Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
The best memory.
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy...
Demerit Point System Used by Women.
DEMERIT POINT SYSTEM USED BY WOMEN(The code is finally broken – the demerit system...
Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...