A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...