Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...