Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
Lily!
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A jealous husband hires a private detective…
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The...
50 things to do in an elevator
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when...
Men Are Like
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Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...