A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Convent Girl
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...