One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...