Never Forget
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Are You Really Sure?
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A Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with...
In the ravine.
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Prescription
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
If Microsoft made toasters…
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Why is sex like money in the bank?
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Actual Court Sayings!
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Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...