I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...