If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...