Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE –...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Difference Between A Man and Woman
A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going...