Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...